Comedy Contest!?

Best. ok was 10 pts. This is what you do. … You have posted one joke at leat every kind! 3.cheating 2.dirty/sex 1.drunk/bar spouse bonus 5.blonde 4.priest/nun: You can. SUBSTITUE these for anything … 6.genie 7.Micheal 9.something. 8.celebrity Jackson to do with children (can. Little Johnny) 10. What other drugs need to throw the best answer. … Do all of them good luck! funnyone: I said that I was told no joke! Emzi: I really do not like the fact that you think people will approve of challenging fun. metally! Sarah: Thank you.

1. So people, this guy walk into a bar and said. "Ouch." 2. A guy who at age. 18 years, John, who slept on a bunk bed above. 7 years, while his older brother. Stevie, slept on a bed below. One night girlfriend. John's, Jenna will go home to sleep. They want to have sex badly but they do not want. Stevie knows. To John and Jenna do code. Lettuce means heavy,. Tomato – Fast turkey – deep. And bread – to change positions. John and Jenna climbed to the top and escape. Stevie is on the bottom. Then fled from the lettuce. "Turkey turykey tomato bread,. Tomato tomato tomato to OH!!! John and Jenna go to store with lettuce,. Tomato, turkey and bread. But then. Stevie said that you guys stop making sandwiches? … You get mayo all over my bed. 3.Sam and Becky are celebrating their wedding anniversary, he. 50. Sam says to Becky "Becky, I was suspicious. – Have you ever cheated on me? Becky answered,. "O Sam why you would ask questions like this? You do not want to ask … "" Yes. Becky I would like to know. Please … "" well all right. Yes, 3 times … "" Three? Better when they? He asked. "Well, Sam, do not forget when you are. 35 years and you really want to start a business in itself and you. Bank will not make loans or not, then remember one day the bank president, he came through the home and signed loan documents have not asked a question? "" O Becky, you have to respect me for me more than you ever do that to me. So when 2? Id. "Well, Sam, do not forget when you came before the heart attack and you need to. Living and working more surgeons will not contact you, then do not forget that all the doctors here to do your own surgery is good in shape again? "I can not believe it. Becky, you should do thingfor I save. ife l I. I can not have a wonderful wife. more. to do what you really need love I love. I can not move further. Grant was 3? When the number is. "Well, Sam, remember a few years when you really want to be president and your golf club. 17 short sound ..? 4.It a hot day outside. .. Three nuns decide to take off clothes and bolt the door to a church. Because the stain glass windows and no one can see inside. Doors locked. nuns have a refurbished space. Thud Thud Thud hit the door. Nun shocked drive to the door and destroy the clothes of her own when she was found. "It"? After the door was answered. "Harold Brown". 3 nuns think to yourself "oh! Just Harold Brown, who is blind to all of the city. None available. "3 Chi, so open the door and said". Hi Harold is everything. alright? "Harold and the Whale news that I'm not blind longer! 5. Blonde, brunette and a redhead all day and park in one slide. But it was not common slide. For when one is to slide down the slide, they will want to name any. Favorite beverage and land in the big pool of it. Therefore, Brown climbed up the slide and she came to her. yelled "Peppssssiiii! She landed in the big pool. pepsi. then turned redheads. so she climbed. slide up and down on her to her. screamed "Lemmmonnnaddde!!! And land in the large pool of lime juice. So is the blonde's turn. Carefull walked up to her and she slides. slid down her screamed "WWWEEEEEEEE!! Bonus "6. 3 guys were a desert island. One day guys ever found. Bottle. He popped open bottles of Satan who has been issued for each. To guys 1. T first guy who will go home to his family. Gay, and they actually want him to be back with him. Family. A guy who is second only to his desire to go home to his family. Pede, the second guy who is home with his family. The third guy who is not that smart. He found around the island, kind of feeling isolated. They see Satan and said, "I would. 2 of my friends back to my island again. 7.Q: What's the difference between Michael. Jackson and grocery bag or not A: One white, made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with you and other mobile. groceries your system 8. what was said. Britney Kevin when they were in bed? Hit me baby one time 9.Jack 's mother ran into the bedroom she heard him scream and found his two year old sister pulling his hair. Her out and gently touch the girl. comfortingly to Jack, "it is. she does not intend to. She does not know that hurts. "Barely out of her room when the young woman. screamed. Running back she asked. "What happened?". "She knows now," Jack said. 10. Q. How can you dance tissue. A. put little boogie in it * will end on classic!

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